Welcome to the madness. These are my adventures. I'm a story teller. All of what you see here is probably true. I'm kind of funny. My mom thinks I'm fucking hysterical. I'm a conversational swearer, so there will be language. I'm a Scorpio. I'm a mom. I'm a widow. I'm a veteran. I am fierce. I am not a princess, I am a superhero. I live off grid in a school bus with my animals. Thank you for visiting my page.